MOMENTUS

 ...for many reasons... Prince 2 Internet; "yr ded 2 me"... Brooklyn women & Starbucks begin drenching 5 month old infants in scalding tea to toughen them up for the hastening jihad... U.S. annexed Hawaii (providing our sole national coffee finca)...

but it is not national chocolate day, no matter what the Tribune tells you.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. Mencken 

-we now resume our previously scheduled silence, already in progress-