Sometimes I wonder about superdudes... do they have friends? Good enough friends to let them know that if they're going to wear their shorts that tight they may as well switch to spandex?
Or is their best friend a reincarnation of Freddie Mercury, but they're so square they don't realize it?
Either way, I have very little paranoia that someone will come along and clue O-Boy in.
Speaking of paranoia though...
I don't really believe Dio died.